Whats the most fun, and arguably stupid, way to customize a defenseless metal T-shirt? SETTING IT ON FIRE OF COURSE! There are plenty of band T’s out there that are just so damn brutal that they instantly bring forth the image of the wearer erupting from the flames like bloody Sauron and letting loose with and insane death… Read More Burning Metal T’s!
Every year 70’000 Tons of Metal survivors post on and on about their band wishlists and dream lineups for the upcoming cruise, so here is my contribution to the lot. Note that any band that played the 2016 70K is excluded from my wishlist as repeat performances 2 years in a row simply don’t happen (or… Read More My Massive 70K 2017 Wishlist!
Let me start off by saying I really fucking love Marilyn Manson. He was one of my earliest alternative musical influences and I have been listening to him since I was a wee little goth brat moping through the middle school hallways in jingly Tripp pants humming away to Disposable Teens on my Walkman. That… Read More Manson Obviously Gives No Fucks Whatsoever Anymore